POTTY POLITICS

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    POLICE DOG HUMOR

    Lest alla y’all labor under the notion that us dogs got it easy. Lay around all day. Tackle no responsibilities & contribute nothing to society. Lack a sense of humor. Well I got news for you . . . Not so, mis amigos. Take a gander below:
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    It’s just exactly that our contributions do contribute to societal advancement & protection. & that’s todolly why we deserve the K9 Franchise, sooner not later. So how about it, Presidential candidates. When you gonna recognize the most under-represented segment of this country. & whattaya gonna do to get us the franchise. 
    palK9 OTJ 
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    THE FLOPPY BUNNY

    As alla y’all might know, me & my BFF, Wink (the Princely) don’t get together all that much bc, frankly, our folks aren’t able to arrange things any better than that. But when we do get together, it’s always a BLAST!
    Take the last time we got together as a for instance. We were at our fave spot near Wink’s domain, out there in the wetlands with cricks running through the wetland grasses & other flora such as not found in other parts of our valley. We been there before & me n Wink know the way to the really good & fun spots to run & commune with nature.
    So we started out across the park with all it’s playground equipment for young human pups to play on & all it’s mown grass for human pups to run around on. At the time of day we frequent the place there aren’t many kiddies. So we get a little freedom to run around off leash.
    But when we get to the other side of the park, we gotta leash up to cross to the other side of the crick on the bridge provided for ppl & cars. That’s just what we did. We’re supposed to walk, all prince/princess-like & sedately until we arrive at the access to the other side of the crick flowing thru the open land. & mostly, Wink can restrain hisself until we reach the other side.
    But, on the day in question, Wink got a whiff of something so tantalizing, so delish, he just couldn’t help leaping the roadside shrubs into the street to scarf up the bunny he found there on said road. Wink is a pretty big & princely fellow & AuntieKris is a pretty small person, as adult humans go. So the bad part of Wink’s spontaneous act was to pull AuntieKris into the street along with himself & his enthusiasm for his new found friend.
    AuntieKris managed to free her hand from the leash & tried to remove the bunny from Wink’s tender jaws. But Wink was having none of that. So Wink, still holding his find, raced off just a bit ahead of the rest of us. Well, we played tag from there over the bridge. Sometimes Wink would let the humans almost catch up to him & then he scooped up Floppy Bunny & moved him along to the next stopping point. Wink was having a good ol’ time.
    & then we got down on the walking path beside the crick. Wink kinda fumbled it there. He was trying to play with the the Floppy Bunny & dropped him btw the rocks along crick edge. Which allowed AuntieKris to swoop down & grab the bunny & throw him out into the crick where Wink couldn’t reach him.
    Wink was heartbroken & devastated. That’s when I hadda step in & offer a little sage advice. It hurt my heart too to have to tell Wink, ‘Dude, that Bunny was Floppy bc he was deceased, dead & his essence gone off to whatever planet Bunnies originate from. You know, like Planet Bugs Bunny or Planet Flopsey. At any rate, Dude, the Floppy Bunny is outta here & really not a playmate anyway. So come on, Dude, let’s get going & have the best time ever so far.’
    & that’s what we did.
    palK9 OTJ
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    DWTS SEASON XXII

    Spring is here. Thank God & Great Todo . . . so is my fave TV show of all time for all seasons. Season XXII of DWTS started last night. Believe me, I’m there. Glued to the floor in front of the TV. Believe you me, such a welcome break from all the political name calling & mud slinging. Dunno why. We, here at Todo Chronicles, always expect more from those vying to be our representatives in gov’t but somehow that never seems to work out.
    So at least we got DWTS for the next several HWs. At least the competition is more civil & decorous there. 12 Minor Glitteratti vying for that coveted Mirrorball Trophy. All the sparkle & glamour. All the pretty music is . . . well music to our ears, here @ Todo Chronicles.
    Len is back, the Grumpy Ol’ Judge. Lookin’ good Len. So’s Long Lean Erin in her beautiful human clothing. If there was ever a reason to wish us dogs could change our ensemble occasionally, it’s Long Lean Erin.
    The new cast is filled to the top with Members of the Minor Glitteratti hoping to make it into the Big Time with their smooth moves & excellent timing. Polished execution of the dance assigned to each participant.
    There are 3 professional football players competing. Btw you & us, we didn’t see much of the athletic grace exhibited by sports stars of previous competitions. There is the journalist whose dance skills are about equal to his journalistic skills. He should keep looking for Al Capone.
    By far, in our expert DWTS opinion, the StandOut Performance of the evening was from the guy who can’t even hear the music. Nyle. American’s Next Top Model. He kind of reminded us of Gil Marrini, from another season. But Gil could hear the music. Nyle can’t hear anything. He takes cues from other sources. He follows his partners signals & signs. He knows his moves & he was just so good & inspirational.
    It is so calming in this era of strife & dissent to spend a couple of HHs concentrating on something civilized & positive. We’ll be keeping everyone updated as the season progresses.
    palK9 OTJ
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    GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

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    TIS THAT SEASON

    That campaign season has started up once again. The every 4 HY season where citizens decide who will be the next President of the United States. Actually, it seems to many of us who are excluded from the process, like the Presidential Campaign season neVer ends. Like as soon as the election is over & the decision made by the voters, members of the opposing party start looking around for the next possible candidate to topple the present President. Seems like there’s only the period btw the election & the inauguration that is devoid of campaign-like speeches & seeking of the limelight so the face & name will be known during the next election cycle. Name & face recognition as it is known.
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    A GENTLE SOUL

    TXT MSG FROM REDI
    Greetings, OpalK9 from PlanetPluto. Just to inform friends & family I made it to PlanetPluto safely. I miss my Doc & my bros & sistahs, my family & my BFFs down there on AnimalPlanet.com but it’s todolly cool up here on PlanetPluto. Like you wouldn’t believe, OpalK9.
    I mean, like, . . .  bones everywhere so you don’t have to hunt & scratch for your next bone. You don’t have to squabble with your neighbor cuz there’s enough bones for all. Ditto for kibble & water. Fresh water in the ponds & streams. Lots of big wide meadows to run & catch frizzbees or balls. Clear blue skies. & shady spots to curl up under when you’re plumb tuckered from all the excellent things there are for K9s on our home planet, PlanetPluto.
    I’ll close for now. But you can txt me right here at 733-423-4643.
    Yr BFF on PlanetPluto,
    Redi
    TXT MSG TO REDI
    Good to hear from you Redi. Good positive reinforcement that PlanetPluto awaits all dogs at the end of the journey here on AnimalPlanet.com. I’d be happy to be your network administrator so you can communicate with loved ones here. FYI-Doc said on Facebook that you passed on & that you were a Gentle Soul. & I’ll add you were a good dog & knew your purpose on AnimalPlanet.com. We all miss you but we’re glad you returned to the place you earned to continue the journey on.
    palK9 OTJ
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