#HITCHBOT

These just over the Todo Chronicles newsroom desk. Seems some American humans are just born Bullies. Doesn’t matter if they bully critters, other humans or defenseless Bots just hitchhiking across the country, not bothering anyone & being ever so friendly & polite. Just sayin . . . 
 
The good news is that #Hitchbot can be reassembled & able to resume his journey in the future. 
palK9 OTJ
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COUSIN ROCKY’S REPLY

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NEWS ALERT PLANETPLUTO IS A PLANET

For alla you Naysayers & Doubting Thomases out there, News Alert – Planet Pluto IS a planet. Well – duh! Not news to K9 Nation. We knew all along where we come from, where our roots lie. But now you have it from UNimpeachable sources. PlanetPluto IS a planet. 
It only required the sum total of human ingenuity & scientific knowledge, $700M,  9 HYs & 3B miles to reveal with this historic flyby of New Horizons spacecraft to show what we, here at Todo Chronicles & K9 Nation, already know. 
But, Opal K9, you say, where’s the evidence of K9 existence that should surely be revealed with such close up images, such extravagant investment in $, time & human talent? Where’s the evidence? & we, here at Todo Chronicles, speaking for K9 Nation, respond, we don’t leave the same footprint, carbon or otherwise, that humans do on AnimalPlanet.com. So, of course, K9 habitation is not obvious to the untrained eyeball. But we, here at Todo Chronicles, again speaking for K9 Nation, know & believe that PlanetPluto is indeed a planet & we’re all headed back there when our time here on AnimalPlanet.com is through. Our time for guiding & assisting our human counterparts here on AnimalPlanet.com is completed. 
So now, in typically human fashion, they’ve decided to diminish the stature of PlanetPluto by calling it a Dwarf. Well, & again I speak for Todo Chronicles & K9 Nation, phooey on human name calling anyway. Just because PlanetPluto moves about the solar system in ways individual & unique, unanticipated by computer modeling or human guestimation, does not mean PlanetPluto is not a planet. & just because it’s small in size & stature doesn’t mean it doesn’t deserve full recognition in the big scheme of things.
Besides, PlanetPluto has some pretty heavy responsibilities out there at the very edge of the solar system, keeping a lotta things in order & organized. Guiding & assisting a whole Solar System in a remote fashion. Keeping a lotta balls in the air, if you will.
So humans, deal with it. It’s official. PlanetPluto is a planet. 

palK9 OTJ


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HAPPY 4TH FROM ME & SNOOPY & OTHER STUFF

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AND THEY CALL US DOGS

Ya know. we here at Todo Chronicles, know y’all think dogs of every color & stripe are just dumb animals. Just waiting around to do our Master’s bidding. Maybe y’all think some dogs are smarter than others. & perhaps more sophisticated or civilized.

But, fact check here please. But, we, here at Todo Chronicles, cannot verify 1 single solitary instance where 1 dog viciously attacked & slaughtered another dog without human command or provocation. Just because the 1st dog didn’t like the color of another dog’s fur or because the shape of the attacked dog’s body is different or unusual or some other reason. No Self-Respecting Offspring of Great Todo would commit such an atrocity. Not even the so-called Lone Wolf (4 legged kind) would would stoop to such a barbarity. Just not happening.

We, here at Todo Chronicles, would like to take this opportunity to suggest that humans take a good long look at themselves. Perhaps y’all aren’t the Top of the Food Chain, Last Word in Creation. There’s still some fine-tuning left to do.

Just a Dog is Just sayin’ . . .

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BITCH OF A CERTAIN AGE

Now that I have reached a certain age. Acquired knowledge & wisdom. Explored my surroundings in many & varied locations. Sharpened my skills & done my assignments & duties well & as required. Sometimes exceeding expectations. Now that I’ve got my ducks in a row & my poop in the proper receptacle . . . now I find that occasionally & sometimes I’m too pooped to participate.

Been there.

Done that.

So . . . sometimes I just gotta lets things go. You know . . . slide. Cause my faculties don’t work like they did in past days.

To be sure, I perform my duties & responsibilities as required. But sometimes I let that pesky squirrel bury peanuts in the planter on the deck out back. What the heck. I don’t think he’s hurting anything. Sometimes I even get a peanut outta the deal.

& for instance, previously, I made sure to corral the cats (they’re so humpy & hissy. What’s the good of keeping them in their place?). So I let a few cross my path without challenge or encounter. Every cat I ever Hi-4ed got all smug & snotty, so I’m not gonna waste my energy on them anymore.

& also, another example, squirrel wrangling in the park basically wastes my energy chasing them up & around trees. They just snicker & laugh at me up there in their tree they know I can’t climb even if I wanted to. Besides, it kinda stretches some weary muscles & bones & not in a good way. These bones is weary bones.

Getting so I’m not trusting my trusty old ears anymore either. Sometimes I don’t hear something happening right near me until it sneaks up & scares me. Mymi thinks it’s selective hearing & I just ignore her conversation & commands. Welllllll . . . sometimes.

There’s Postal Patrol which doesn’t bring the satisfaction it used to. Previously I would have to scramble across the hot (in the summer, like now) blacktop to the mailbox on the other side of the street. I left pee-mail for my little friends, Buttercup & . . . her name escapes me at the moment. Now it’s something of a chore to cross the streets being as they are so hot. Curbs a K9’s enthusiasm.

More & more I’m experiencing difficulty leaving pee-mail to mark my paths & routes around the neighborhood. I gotta try & try & it gets frustrating not to communicate with my homies here in the neighborhood. I tried puddlewater, poolwater, gutterwater, even the water in my bowl, warm or with icy cubes in it. Zip. Zero. Hardly nuthin’.

All of this causes great concern & consternation to Mymi & My Auntie Judy. So it has been decided that I must get checked up & checked out. I went to the vet already. They poked & prodded. They stuck a little biddy needle in me. They said it wouldn’t hurt but I noticed it to be sure.

Mymi says test results are in & indicate that I require further study. Tomorrow I go to My Vet for an abdominal ultrasound which sounds intimidating enough. Even for a courageous K9 such as myself. Among other indignities I face, they are gonna shave my belly to get a better picture of what’s going on in there. Worst of all . . . no breakfast. I may faint away.

Old age sux. & it ain’t for sissies.
OpalK9 OTJ

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THE MORE THINGS CHANGE

Our apologies. We, here at Todo Chronicles, have not been absent & derelict in our duties due to any lack of motivation or interest on our part. But rather we, here at Todo Chronicles have been away from our chronicling duties for nearly a HM due to a series of unanticipated events.

First on our list of unanticipated events was that I had another date with my new BFF (Boy Friend Forever) Wink. Love of my life. OK. Call me Cougar. Wink’s a little on the young side for a mature bitch of accomplishment such as myself. But we have sooo much in common. 1st of all our companions are becoming fast BFFs (in the original sense of the term). So Mymi & 211Kristen like to walk us together. So fun to team up with Wink & point him in the proper direction so he could dive into the tall grasses for the bunny I flushed out with my superior sniffing skills. Wink’s long legs permit him to run pretty fast tho bunnies still seem to elude him.

Then I was just day dreaming of more walkies in the wetlands with Wink when I was whisked off to MySpa & Resort. For an exceptionally long stay (IMHO). Mymi & Golfernut were flying off to vacay in VA, home of our Founding Fathers. They were gonna meet UncaT & AuntieTeach there & seek out my family’s roots & origins here in America. & play some golf.

Well I woulda liked to go along. I gotta dog in this race too ya know. But far far too many human vacay rentals frown upon pets accompanying their companions. I woulda loved to tour the old family Township in SW VA or the family estates & plantations which haven’t actually been in the family since a Family Founding Father explored that American Way of Life . . . Overextending Oneself in the Financial Arena. Oh well. Guess that’s why this country got settled. Hadda move beyond the Repo Man.

They took pix of the City sign. The family Marble Garden. The Family Plantation & Horse Hang Out. Present owners having to sell bc they took too many spills offa their horses permitted a grand tour of the place by the present Lady of the House. A fine & gracious hostess. They also attempted to tour the even older family Farm which is still a working farm to fork farm supplying meat & produce to the Inn in town where my folks had a healthy & nutritious lunch. But they got turned away from seeing that homestead by some not so friendly cows with mean looking horns.

So while they all are frolicking back in VA, I’m here at home, hanging out with my buds at MySpa & Resort. I thought I was gonna go home 1 day bc I got all shampooed & blow dried. Fluffed up & fancy & then . . . nada. No one came to get me. Til late the next day. Late in the day. Ya gotta know all this unsettlement & upset makes me pretty nervous at my advanced age. I was looking forward to getting home & getting nice & settled again. But when we got home, there wasn’t home there. At least not sos I could recognize it.

My domain with my mat was all filled up with junk & stuff. Nothing smells right. Nothing looks right. Mymi says it’s OK. It’s just a Home Makeover. But you know, ya gotta check it all out for yourself. So I spent hours familiarizing myself. Then I could rest a little easy. The next day, bright & early workers showed up & began banging & pounding. & emitting noxious smells. & laying down dirty cloth all over everywhere. & making so much racket & noise, there was just nowhere for a dog, at loose ends anyway to go. & Mymi hadda go on shopping expeditions & tours with our Interior Designer Patty. So she was gone. Very unsettling.

This went on all HW. But finally I figured out it’s best to make friends with the workers & then find a hidey-hole. So now they are cleared out & only a little bit more work is needed to complete phase 1. I can’t WAIT for phase 2. (Not!)

Yesterday Mymi promised me another date with Wink. I was soooo looking forward to our Teamwork flushing out more bunnies & squirrels & running free through the wetland. But we went to an Urban Park for Doggie Dash. Well I gotta see Wink for about like a minute. Then Wink hadda guide & accompany 211Bob on the 5KRun. I guess 211Bob didn’t know the way very well & needed Wink’s assistance. Me n Mymi & 211Kristen did the 3KWalk around a pond & everything. But as I was on a leash (todolly against our standard practices) I couldn’t even adequately sniff out & assess the situation around the pond. & now way was there any swimming in the todolly tame & tepid pond. Ah Wink. When will I see you again?

I don’t know when things will eVer get back to Normal. Or is this the New Normal . . . Nothing Normal at all & prolly gonna stay that way. The more things change . . . the more they change. OpalK9 OTJ

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