Monthly Archives: December 2007

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

In 2008 I’m going to:       Be Aware . . . AP.c needs more Wares;     Be Alert . . . AP.c needs more Lerts;     Get Around Tuit . . . Round ones are rewards on my Petsmart Visa … Continue reading

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NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME

Who killed Cock Robin?   Who shot J R?   Did Oswald kill Kennedy?  Did Ruby kill Oswald?   Who killed Benazir?   Dunno.  Since she died for a Noble Cause . . . does she get to sleep with … Continue reading

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JAMMIES

The Loud Voice from Above said OpalK9 come to the front counter.  Yo’ Mama is here.   Yippy.  Goin’ home. So exciting.  Can’t stop my tail a’waggin.   I presented myself front & center & there was Mymi.  I was so happy to … Continue reading

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ME

Dear Opal, We had the very most merriest of Christmases.    Everybody got lots of presents like  . . .  red velveteen dress &  great packaging messes.  Dr Suess books &  Quits crawls looks.  4 generations from  GrandSires to KidNation. … Continue reading

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MY GIG IS UP

Officer Rye stopped the truck.   Is that your dog, Ma’am? he asked Mymi officiously.   Mymi looked at me.   I stared at Mymi.  And we knew . . . The gig is up.  Rules is rules & we bend ’em occasionally. … Continue reading

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ELF MYSELF

Not all my BFFs believe in Great Todo or Santa or the Tooth Fairy.  Pundits & Savants debate Global Climate Change, Evolution & Gravity. There are those who believe humans dominate & control AnimalPlanet.com.  Myself, personally, I think shedding one’s fur is another Stupid Human … Continue reading

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FLOWERS FOR A ROD

Apologies to A Rod.  He says he didn’t do it.  He speaks for himself & answers the reporter’s questions with genuine sincerity.   So peace on that.  I believe him.  And apologize for participating in the media frenzy, gossip & … Continue reading

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