When I grow up, I’m gonna be a pollster & consultant. I’m gonna conduct scientific research studies on such vexxing questions as:
What are the effects of silicon on cirtters that breathe with lungs?
Will cntrl alt delete erase history to my satisfaction?
If I just don’t believe in death, will I live forever?
Whatta I win if I die with the most toys?
If I redirect the force of gravity, will things fall up?
Inquiring minds want to know. OpalK9 OTJ